Where Unconventional Meets Effective
Wellness for men who do it their own way, kind of
You've made it this far in life without Yunk Life. How?
Welcome to Yunk Life!
Welcome to Yunk.Life, where men’s wellness takes a sharp left turn. We offer unconventional advice and offbeat methods for your mind, body, soul, and libido. From confidence hacks, ancient rituals to questionable smoothies. We even have a licensed hypnotist on staff (don’t ask why, just trust us).
Live well. Feel Yunk.
Transform Your Life with Yunk Life
Comfort Coons
The Church of Yunk
Our team of licensed experts has captured in the wild and trained numerous raccoons over the years, trained in the art of keeping a grown man company. Don't be a pussy with a "support dog." Be a man with a comfort coon.
The Church of Yunk
The Church of Yunk
Organized religion is a grift, a sham and, honestly, a whole bunch of bullshit. The Church of Yunk encourages personal growth and questionable means of attaining what you want in life.
Mindfulness Meditation
Yunk.Life doesn't promote, condone, or quite frankly even understand mindfulness, but check out this puzzling stock photo of these chicks that came with our website.
Fitness Classes
Healthy Eating Workshops
Men's physical fitness is incredibly important in this day and age. With the state of the world, do you want to be one of the many fats that can't outrun a bomb? Didn't think so.
Healthy Eating Workshops
Healthy Eating Workshops
Healthy Eating Workshops
Our team of licensed dieticians and guys we met at Savers will work with you to develop a meal plan befitting of a man who knows his worth.
Dating Advice
Healthy Eating Workshops
Healthy Eating Workshops
Our team of dating coaches, romantic advisors, divorce lawyers and recent parolees will make sure you find the right partner for you.
I'm student of mental health Dress Shoes Donovan and I'm Yunk.Life's in-house counselor. If you need guidance in life, love, and embezzlement, we have you covered. It's a wacky!
Dress Shoes Donovan
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Salmon Flavored Soda
Salmon Flavored Soda
Salmon Flavored Soda
You know what's delicious? Salmon. You know what's refreshing? Soda. (Not pop - go fuck yourself.) Why not combine the two? Why not????!??? WHO AM I
Trunk Axes
Salmon Flavored Soda
Salmon Flavored Soda
Have you ever gotten so goddamn mad at some asshole who cut you off that you want to cut his motherfucking head off in one fell swoop?